funny things my boy has said...

I really want to open this candy very very very now!

Me: Why is there a fudgcicle and a banana in the blender? boy: Because there is ice on the floor.

Me: Why are you in my bed again? boy: because my bed is cold and doesn't smell like you.

Momma? Here - smell my brains. (Offers me his hair to smell)

Pirates do NOT wear jackets! me: Pirates who go to school do! The boy: Oh, I didn't know that! I'll wear my jacket!

me: Why are you licking your foot? Boy: to get the smell of shoe off it.

Momma, these are the best potatoes ever! me: do you want some more? Boy: no, sanks, they are too mashy.

I love having a boy!

Things I've learned since I last blogged:

totally random.

The 3rd ER visit is NOT free, but you are already in the system so you get checked in really fast.

It is impossible to say no when being stared down by a puppy breathed, floppy eared baby doggy.

Baby Doggies will make you keep your home cleaner.

Except the kitchen. FOr some reason, that will get even messier, even though baby doggie is not allowed in there.

If you find yourself owning a blackberry you'd better stock up on sweaters because you will feel SO cool!

The boy will ask you is the Easter Bunny will come lay eggs the night after Easter, too.

Taking pix of 3 kids (8,6,3) and a 13 week old puppy at the same time is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

It will take close to 350 shots to get 6 really great ones but they will make you forget about the other ones entirely!

You can love a puppy so much that you will lose your sanity, carry it around in a baby carrier and wonder how your life was ever lived before this moment!

Any 300 mile car trip will take an hour longer than it should if you travel with children.

Children need less sleep the later they stay up.

Your DH will INSIST you take another cruise and you are very happy when your mom says she will go with you and even happier when your far away niece calls to say she wants to go too!

Even Disney will miss you and offer you great thing. Another Disney trip is in the works - 9 days POR, free dining!

Migraines can strike quickly and without ANY provocation. You will be eternally grateful that not only did you refill your magic pills, they are now available in generic so you no longer have to contemplate if its "just" a headache or worse and NOT take your magic pill! Since they are now generic they cost less than $1 each instead of the $5 each they were!

DVR may be our household best electronics purchase ever.