funny things my boy has said...

I really want to open this candy very very very now!

Me: Why is there a fudgcicle and a banana in the blender? boy: Because there is ice on the floor.

Me: Why are you in my bed again? boy: because my bed is cold and doesn't smell like you.

Momma? Here - smell my brains. (Offers me his hair to smell)

Pirates do NOT wear jackets! me: Pirates who go to school do! The boy: Oh, I didn't know that! I'll wear my jacket!

me: Why are you licking your foot? Boy: to get the smell of shoe off it.

Momma, these are the best potatoes ever! me: do you want some more? Boy: no, sanks, they are too mashy.

I love having a boy!