I never thought I'd be me!!!!!

how you, too, can get a $120 Easy Bake Oven

Easy Bake Oven on sale for $19.99 on hasbro.com

OOH remember earlier coupon code for 25% off.

Hey, order at least $50 (after discount) and get free shipping.

Add on frosting pen for $15 and two multi packs of mixes (about $13 each). Not quite enought to get free shipping. Talk to DH, he thinks the $50 for 4 future shipments of product is a great deal, added to cart. Hmm not included in the free shipping though.

OK, can still get 25% off, but still need to order more to qualify for free shipping.

Add more mixes to get it over the total.

Won't take my shipping information.

OK figured it out. Now won't take CC info. GRR.

NOW it says cannot process order try again.

Try again.

And again.

Find and call 1-800 number

Painstakingly give all product info once again since they can't "see' my cart on their system for some reason.

GRR Multi pack of product is now out of stock,

Order more packs of mix to bring new order up to required amount.

CS person unsure if I can place an order with a CC that is not mine.

Holding. OK it can be done.

Try process again.

CS person now tells me pink oven is out of stock.

Order blue instead, but consider chucking the whole idea since it has now been almost an hour and a half on this one silly order!

Finally get a confirmation number. But still ended up paying $9.99 in shipping and no one knows why.

Give up. take order anyway and pray it arrives by Christmas.

The End.