the most randomest of thoughts

I was volunteering at my newly 6YO's school the other day and I zoned out for a bit.

And I've been pondering this very strange thought ever since.

I have decided that I never want to play "SImon says" with circus folk.

Nothing against them personally, but I just do not think I could ever win when the "Caller" says things like "Simon says 'put your butt on your head'" OR "Simon says 'Balance on one arm'" and everyone there can do it but me.

*sigh*

Why can't I dream about hunky guys barely dressed like every other housewife out there?