My home was so clean I invited the firemen over to see!

And they brought the police, and ambulance and some EMTS as well.

Ok, not so much "invite" as much as had my neighbor call 911. I would have called, but my hands were full. See the boy's head was stuck in the cat door and I had my hands in there to protect the skin on his head and neck from the raw wood.

sigh The boy is fine. The door is not.

Note to all: Saw dust will stick to butter.